- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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