Hey! Where is my tracker?

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Koalas mum is a slut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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