Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Black people

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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