True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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children burning

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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What's clear and wet? water

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Matt is a Duster!

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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