What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Anti Joke

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