- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Davey Peterson.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

im at school

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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