What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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