A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Pain Olympics.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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all hail based mark

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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