Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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