Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

guess what what that wasnt it

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

women's rights.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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