Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

willie revilame

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

once upon a time, it snowed

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Mullets

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...