What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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PEANIS!

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Anti Joke

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