Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Derp

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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