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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

The NBA and womens sports

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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