What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

squash squash who squash my ass

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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