- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Youre mom is so dead...

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Women's Rights

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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