- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Rebecca Black.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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