A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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