- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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