What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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obama

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Why was the woman?

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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