- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Your face

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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