- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

your social life.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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