What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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