Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Potassium? K.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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you first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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