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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Y u do dis?

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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