- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Do your parents know you're gay?

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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