What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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