What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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You just read this ..

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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