- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Bacon is delcious.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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