If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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