- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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