What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What the hell are you doing?

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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