- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Hey, Max!!

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A Pakistani news reader.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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