Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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