- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

world society

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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