Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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