- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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