Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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