What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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mark lawson likes boys

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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poop nuff said

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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