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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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