How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Logan's gay

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Do you love me? No.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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