- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A man walked into a bar owch

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

FIONN'S LIFE

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Waseem is a hard worker.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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