- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Your Mom

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

a man walked into a bar....

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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