a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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