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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

A man walked into a bar owch

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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