what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What's half of 8? o

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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im gay

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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