Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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