A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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