How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Morning wood.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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