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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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