Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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poop nuff said

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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