- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Hey, Max!!

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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