Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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God

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Wright flyer

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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