You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Catholicism.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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