- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Nickleback.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Women's rights

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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