- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Guess what? You guessed it.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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