There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Internet Explorer

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Where are you going Your house

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hey, my names mark.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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I just drank a cola.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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