- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Mullets

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Obama.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

women's rights

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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