- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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