- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

men

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Women can vote? WTF

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