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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Guess what? You guessed it.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

the holocaust

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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