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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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